1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2.People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3.When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
4. When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?' No Loser, I paid $10 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
5. People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
6. When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
7. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
people who is trying to buy the iphone beware of its flaws!!!
an article taken from http://machinist.salon.com/
Security researchers find a dangerous iPhone flaw
Computer security experts at a company called Independent Security Evaluators have discovered a flaw in the iPhone that lets attackers gain full access to the device, potentially making users' private information privy to prying eyes.
The hack -- first reported by John Schwartz in Monday's New York Times -- can be activated through a malicious Web site, a Wi-Fi access point or a link sent to the phone through e-mail or a text message. After it's activated, an attacker can make the phone transmit files or passwords, run up wireless services or even record audio and relay it back to the attacker.
Expect the hack to be fixed promptly. The firm has already sent details of the hack -- and a potential solution -- to Apple, and a company spokeswoman tells the Times that Apple is on the case.
But as Aviel Rubin, the founder of ISE, tells the Times, the flaw only highlights an inevitable corollary to the iPhone's success: "The irony is that the more popular something is, the more insecure it becomes, because popularity paints a large target on its back," he says. The iPhone's a complex little machine, and it runs a popular program -- the Safari Web browser -- that security researchers haven't found too safe. Indeed, Charles Miller, a security analyst at ISE, stumbled on the iPhone flaw after finding a similar hole in Safari. In other words, this likely isn't the last security hole someone will find in the iPhone.
Necessary caveat: None of this is to say that any other phone is more secure than the iPhone; probably every phone at your standard cellphone store can be exploited by the likes of Rubin and his crew. Until this hole's sealed, researchers advise iPhone users to visit only Web sites they trust; to use only Wi-Fi networks they trust; and to not open Web links from e-mail messages.
And note what Rubin tells the Times about his iPhone, even knowing what he knows about its security: "You'd have to pry it out of my cold, dead hands to get it away from me."