Hates those bitches that betray there friends i think all of them should just find a nearby building and jump off THE WORLD NEEDS NO BITCHES

now fuck off


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Do you have the balls to do this?


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ok took this from http://borntobeyourtaoeh.blogspot.com/
wacky and funny 100%singapolarize

Ok your tao eh here to conduct night session on how to choose your victim, which means how do you know if this person is the person you going to tio daiji with.

Basically all the victims have a few things in common and it is quite easy to choose them.
I will share with you the basic two features.


Number 1:
Wear glasses.

Wearing glasses confirm give you an advantage if he is your victim. Everyone knows that cobra is called Glasses Snake in Chinese, it applies to humans too. If you see a human wearing glasses you are very lucky to have a Glasses Human victim.

Everyone knows that if a cobra attack you, the only way to settle it is to take off the cobra's glasses. It applies to humans too. So when you tio daiji with your Glasses Human victim, remember the first step is always to take off his glasses.

Nowadays I know upgrade liao people wear contact lenses instead of wear glasses but this rule still applies. Just ask your victim what brand of contact lense he wearing then when he answering you halfway, use your middle finger to poke his eye and his contact lense will drop off.

This counter move is the most imba out of all because it is in S.565(b) in the Ahbeng Sutra - The Finger of Beng, the middle finger is specially chosen to be the attacking finger because we always train our middle finger to be the longest and most outstanding finger everytime.

Number 2:
A manly voice

If your victim has a manly voice it is even better because you can easily make him cry and being the tao eh, I will teach you to do so.

Step 1 - bring an apple along with you
Step 2 - bring a marker along with you
Step 3 - write the word 'adam' on the apple
Step 4 - eat the apple in front of your victim with the manly voice.

Once you complete Step 4, you must look deep into your victim eyes and say the magic words 'Adam Adam gone Forever'.

Your victim will become from manly voice to an ahgua voice because you have just eaten his adam's apple. Snow White is eat poison apple, now MTCLBHC is eat Adam's Apple.

After your victim has realised that he has lost his manly voice, he will cry and beg you to return his adam apple. Often, the ginnas under me will normally whack him and he will remain ahgua voice forever.




But your tao eh is different.
I told him 'Happy Father's Day' and I started to peel banana and eat in front of him.




These are the steps in choosing your victim. Please choose them wisely.


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the cool people are at the front



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BETRAYERS SHALL DIE

Suppose to watch movies ah then
Mk the betrayer ran away ah.


HAVE YOU SEEN THE MORGANS?
i have seen it!
its a love-comedy
quite nice afew jokes only people with brains can
understand



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This is a commercial for a hair wax btw~


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wasted time,money and my youth
then guess what?
i was playing with my phone pin code then i keep pressing wrong
aaaaaaaaand i locked my own bloody phone!
oh yea~

fixed it! yes! plus i dropped my phone on the floor! yes!
i mean no!


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hope next year we dun't cry wahahahaha

today's true or dare all kena me wtf?!


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ep13 was funny
here we have Huang Tae Kyung
with the happy ^.^ face!
After go go mi nam
rated 100points for how much she liked him


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LOVE YOU MOM "My mom only had one eye. I hated her... She was such an embarrassment..She cooked for students & teachers to support the family.There was this one day during elementary school where my mom came toSay hello to me.I was so embarrassed.How could she do this to me?I ignored her, threw her a hateful look and ran out.The next day at school one of my classmates said, "EEEE, your mom onlyHas one eye!"I wanted to bury myself.I also wanted my mom to just disappear..I confronted her that day and said, " If you're only gonna make me aLaughing stock, why don't you just die?"My mom did not respond....I didn't even stop to think for a second about what I had said, becauseI was full of anger.I was oblivious to her feelings.I wanted out of that house, and have nothing to do with her.So I studied real hard, got a chance to go abroad to study.Then, I got married.I bought a house of my own.I had kids of my own.I was happy with my life, my kids and the comforts, Then one day, myMother came to visit me.She hadn't seen me in years and she didn't even meet herGrandchildren.When she stood by the door, my children laughed at her, and I yelled atHer for coming over uninvited.I screamed at her, "How dare you come to my house and scare myChildren!"GET OUT OF HERE! NOW!!!"And to this, my mother quietly answered, "Oh, I'm so sorry. I may haveGotten the wrong address,"And she disappeared out of sight..One day, a letter regarding a school reunion came to my house..So I lied to my wife that I was going on a business trip.After the reunion, I went to the old shack just out of curiosity.My neighbors said that she died.I did not shed a single tear..They handed me a letter that she had wanted me to have..
"My dearest son,I think of you all the time. I'm sorry that I came to your house andScared your children.I was so glad when I heard you were coming for the reunion.But I may not be able to even get out of bed to see you.I'm sorry that I was a constant embarrassment to you when you wereGrowing up.You see.........when you were very little, you got into an accident, andLost your eye.As a mother, I couldn't stand watching youHaving to grow up with one eye.So I gave you mine.I was so proud of my son who was seeing a whole new world for me, in myPlace, with that eye.With all my love to you,Your mother.."When I read this, I almost cried out.For real.It's so..so..touching!Found this somewhere. (:Copy & paste it in your blog ba.If you feel like. :D Always tell someone that you love them because you never know what dayWill be their last, or your own.Always seek to resolve your problems or disagreements with loved onesBecause if either of you should pass on before, the one who is left alive will have the rest of their life to ponder those unresolved feelings but will never find closure. And closure usually bringsPeace.


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haiz just found out some shocking truth!
got girls liked me before leh!
omg if only i found out sooner...


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got new ass kicking Headphone!

and found out the length of headphone can be extended~
didn't know



nice vid shown during geo
ispiring le!


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cca fair today was chaos as usual
somehow in the end i ended up playing basketball
i wonder why?

amaths is a killer gona chiong now goooooo~


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FIRST DAY SURVIVED!


364days leftcan we survive?


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cheer up man!
not like its the end of the world
you will have your chance one day

at least she never left
w i t h o u t a w o r d

Should not have done anything
Should have ignored everything
Like something I couldn't see
Like something I shouldn't have seen
Maybe I should have never gazed like this

I should have run away and
Act like I wasn't listening
Like something I couldn't hear
It's something I should never hear
Maybe I should have never heard your voice

Without a word, you taught me how to believe
Without a word, you gave me my everything
But even as the breath you left behind remains
You're always running far away
Without a word, my heart is leaving again
Without a word, my heart has thrown me away
Now how can I reply? This voice of mine alone could never do the same
As you without a word

Why is my heart so hurting
Why won't it stop this hurting
Can't see you here anymore
Just that you're not here anymore
Apart from that it's how it was before

Without a word, you taught me how to believe
Without a word, you gave me my everything
But even as the breath you left behind remains
You're always running far away
Without a word, my heart is leaving again
Without a word, my heart has thrown me away
Now how can I reply? This voice of mine alone could never do the same

Without a word, the tears make trails down my face
Without a word, my heart keeps crumbling away

Without a word, I wait for you to return
Without a word, I take the pain and the hurt
Because I'm lost in time, you're far away so I
Can only cry into the sky
Without a word, that star was searching for me
Without a word, that star drew nearer to me
My heart was unprepared when I sent you away - I wondered how you could just have
Appeared without a word

Without a word it may show
Without a word it may go
Like a disease from before
Maybe that's what this hurt is for
So that there can't be doubts here anymore


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things:unprepared
homework:not done
study:no
school starts:tomorrow


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5pm the wonderful Beaumont was napping
then someone.someone(not zh).someone call me lah
then rush me in like 5mins to get ready and be down for jordan birthday?

nice one !


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Yea i never really thought about that
maybe get more motivated?
play piano!
go out!
and every other stuff out there~


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