I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours?
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2.People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote
because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3.When people say 'it's always the last place you look'.
Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?
Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
4. When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'
No Loser, I paid $10 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
5. People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
6. When people say 'life is short'. What the hell??
Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
7. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
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